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72 lines
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"textid": "Performance_21000110006_11_4198_content",
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"content": "<size=64>100 Velcro Patches!</size>",
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"info": "闲聊-悠闲生活闲聊-11蛮蛮_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000110006_12_4200_content",
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"content": "A TV show called \"World Record Breakers\"\nsent me a certificate of honor a month ago,\ndeclaring me \"The Person Who Did the Most Laundry in One Hour.\"",
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"info": "闲聊-悠闲生活闲聊-11蛮蛮_单一闲聊"
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},
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"textid": "Performance_21000110006_13_4207_content",
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"content": "<size=64>I'm stuffed!</size>",
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"info": "闲聊-悠闲生活闲聊-11蛮蛮_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000110006_8_4203_content",
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"content": "I just found out\nthat in my hometown, people give black pineapples as gifts because\n\"black pineapple\" sounds like \"I like you\" in our local language.",
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"info": "闲聊-悠闲生活闲聊-11蛮蛮_单一闲聊"
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},
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"textid": "Performance_21000110006_11_4197_content",
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"content": "How do you like my track jacket?\nI bought ten of them in one go, and Glenn even said I bought so many,\nhe'd throw in a little bonus—",
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"info": "闲聊-悠闲生活闲聊-11蛮蛮_单一闲聊"
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},
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"textid": "Performance_21000110006_8_4204_content",
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"content": "No wonder the bakery back home\nis making even pineapple cakes in black now. (Lost in thought)",
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"info": "闲聊-悠闲生活闲聊-11蛮蛮_单一闲聊"
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},
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"textid": "Performance_21000110006_13_4206_content",
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"content": "Phoenix claw, pork rib rice rolls, egg tarts, custard buns, savory pancakes, beef tongue pastries,\nFried dumplings, \"shake-shake\" doughnuts, sticky rice wraps, honeycomb tripe, durian pastries, turnip cakes,\nTaro pastries, coconut layer cakes, seaweed crab stick rolls—",
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"info": "闲聊-悠闲生活闲聊-11蛮蛮_单一闲聊"
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},
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"textid": "Performance_21000110006_10_4196_content",
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"content": "\"How much sorrow can one bear?\" I ponder with might,\n\"As grape juice flows towards the east...\"\nWait—did I quote that wrong?",
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"info": "闲聊-悠闲生活闲聊-11蛮蛮_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000110006_12_4201_content",
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"content": "They sent me this certificate again half a month ago,\nsaying I broke this world record,\nso they're giving me a new one this time.",
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"info": "闲聊-悠闲生活闲聊-11蛮蛮_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000110006_11_4199_content",
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"content": "But, but, this jacket is too small,\nI can't attach all the velcro patches!",
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"info": "闲聊-悠闲生活闲聊-11蛮蛮_单一闲聊"
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},
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"textid": "Performance_21000110006_9_4194_content",
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"content": "Many martial arts masters say, \"To learn fighting, first learn to stand.\"\nIndeed, the \"horse stance\" is considered\nthe foundation of all martial arts schools.",
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"info": "闲聊-悠闲生活闲聊-11蛮蛮_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000110006_13_4205_content",
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"content": "I don't eat that much really,\nJust some custard buns, siu mai, har gow,\nBoat congee, youtiao, char siu rice rolls, orange peel beef balls—",
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"info": "闲聊-悠闲生活闲聊-11蛮蛮_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000110006_9_4195_content",
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"content": "But you know what? I've been thinking about this forever and still can't figure it out:\nWhy do so many kung fu moves have \"horse\" in their names?!",
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"info": "闲聊-悠闲生活闲聊-11蛮蛮_单一闲聊"
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},
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"textid": "Performance_21000110006_12_4202_content",
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"content": "Today, I received another one...\nIf this keeps up, I might just get a\n\"World Record Holder for Most Certificates\" certificate, huh?",
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"info": "闲聊-悠闲生活闲聊-11蛮蛮_单一闲聊"
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}
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