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52 lines
2.9 KiB
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000110010_7_4360_content",
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"content": "While I was practicing my punches, Glenn was tapping on his calculator,\nWhen I was eating, Glenn was still tapping on his calculator,\nWhen I was doing laundry, Glenn was still, still, still tapping...",
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"info": "闲聊-白天（7-18）闲聊-11蛮蛮_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000110010_6_4368_content",
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"content": "But, but, you know how it is,\nthe more something's forbidden, the more you want to do it!\nSo I snuck into the Scripture Library anyway—",
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"info": "闲聊-白天（7-18）闲聊-11蛮蛮_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000110010_8_4363_content",
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"content": "<size=30>(Shocked) Wait a sec—did I just say \"beat up\"?!</size>",
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"info": "闲聊-白天（7-18）闲聊-11蛮蛮_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000110010_9_4365_content",
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"content": "Once I pulled a noodle that stretched 30 meters without breaking,\nThe noodle shop owner hung it up to dry,\nIt became the shop's \"living billboard.\"",
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"info": "闲聊-白天（7-18）闲聊-11蛮蛮_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000110010_9_4366_content",
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"content": "But, but...\nNoodles are still best when eaten.",
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"info": "闲聊-白天（7-18）闲聊-11蛮蛮_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000110010_8_4362_content",
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"content": "You don't necessarily need plum blossom posts for kung fu training,\nbut then again, punching regular trees\nisn't a great idea either - you'll just end up with branches falling on your head.",
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"info": "闲聊-白天（7-18）闲聊-11蛮蛮_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000110010_6_4367_content",
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"content": "My master once said,\n\"Never open the blue-covered martial arts manual\non the very top of the third bookshelf from the left\nin the Scripture Library.\"",
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"info": "闲聊-白天（7-18）闲聊-11蛮蛮_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000110010_7_4361_content",
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"content": "Wait, could the Glenn I saw...\n<size=64>NOT BE THE REAL GLENN?!</size>",
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"info": "闲聊-白天（7-18）闲聊-11蛮蛮_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000110010_9_4364_content",
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"content": "To master martial arts, hand strength is crucial.\nThat's why not long ago, I became an apprentice\nat a noodle shop in Metropolis to learn the art of hand-pulling noodles.",
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"info": "闲聊-白天（7-18）闲聊-11蛮蛮_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000110010_6_4369_content",
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"content": "So it turns out that \"Secret Martial Arts Manual\"\nwas actually just...\na snack variety pack with \"Secret Martial Arts Manual\" printed on it.",
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"info": "闲聊-白天（7-18）闲聊-11蛮蛮_单一闲聊"
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}
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] |