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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_26639_content",
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"content": "If planets were flat, then river fish would go \"plop\" and fall straight into the Starsea when they swim to the edge of the waters. ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_26633_content",
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"content": "Most of what I know about Mr. Mobai comes from my advisor. I've always felt there's something going on between them... ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_26640_content",
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"content": "{A摊手}So, yeah, planets absolutely cannot be flat. ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_26649_content",
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"content": "Every time I lose my phone, I just end up buying a new one. Before long, I already have over 300 phones piled up at home...",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_33320_content",
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"content": "The beach is a treacherous place. To think that I've battled more <style=Highlight>shore-dwellers</style> than just the moon crab there... ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_26636_content",
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"content": "{A思考}To date, I think I've written over three thousand dry jokes. ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_33318_content",
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"content": "Orchid mantises don't necessarily live on orchids, but they'll definitely live on <style=Highlight>flowers</style>.",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_33314_content",
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"content": "After 100 hours of observation, I've discovered that crop pests demonstrate a strong, positive taxis toward <style=Highlight>densely planted crops</style>.",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_33317_content",
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"content": "I once considered placing an air conditioner outdoors to artificially lower the temperature to see if it might confuse them... {A摊手}But in the end, it appears the breeze produced wasn't strong enough.",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_26638_content",
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"content": "So, even if you follow all the proper care guidelines, the results can still be unpredictable...",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_26642_content",
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"content": "...Send them in for a toxicology test.",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_33316_content",
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"content": "Some creatures only become active when the temperature drops to a certain level, which is why they usually only appear <style=Highlight>after nightfall</style>...",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_33323_content",
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"content": "In reality, there are indeed creatures that hide in rocks. {A摊手}Perhaps being too acquainted with the subject matter completely nullified the scares during the movie. ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_26635_content",
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"content": "The items in Glenn's Goods are such a bargain. Even after buying out nearly the entire store, it barely made a dent in my savings. ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_26645_content",
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"content": "Wildgrass grows incredibly fast. As long as its roots remain intact, it will quickly sprout back into dense patches. ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_26648_content",
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"content": "{A扶额无奈}But ever since I put my phone on silent mode to avoid telemarketing calls while writing my thesis, that trick stopped working. ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_26644_content",
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"content": "{A歪头}That was a funny one, wasn't it?",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_33319_content",
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"content": "Therefore, if we plant enough flowers, we're bound to find an orchid mantis among them. {A歪头}This is a well-grounded ecological joke. Not bad, right?",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_33321_content",
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"content": "{A摊手}However, I must clarify that my scholar's attire was not damaged during any altercation with the moon crabs.",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_33322_content",
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"content": "Last night, I stayed up late to watch a horror movie. There was a scene where unknown entities lurked among the <style=Highlight>rocks</style> by the shore... ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_26637_content",
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"content": "{A思考}No matter how carefully I tend to the houseplants, they wither away as soon as I get distracted, whereas wild plants thrive in spite of harsh winds, scorching sun, and extreme drought.",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_26646_content",
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"content": "So, I spent three whole seasons weeding before I finally found my missing gold card... ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_26647_content",
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"content": "The best way to find a phone is to call it. ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_26641_content",
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"content": "{A思考}Putting a theory to test is the best way to prove its validity. So, to determine whether mushrooms cultivated from a culture kit are toxic or not, we must first... ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_26634_content",
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"content": "{A思考}I always get carsick when Miss Aisha drives. To figure out why, I've read tons of journals, papers, and books on motion sickness... ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_26643_content",
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"content": "According to evolution theory, if you keep weeding for five hundred million years, you'll eventually evolve into a lawnmower.",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_33315_content",
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"content": "Though the rice harvest turned out rather mediocre, my insect friends and I still enjoyed a satisfying meal. {A歪头}I suppose in a way this is... a serendipitous outcome?",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_39483_content",
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"content": "{A惊讶}<style=SizeBig>A major research project!</style> I've got to find a way to get involved. Hmm... ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_39486_content",
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"content": "{A挠头}After that, Glenn's Goods put me on a purchase limit. ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_39487_content",
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"content": "If I tell all three thousand at once, surely someone will laugh... right? ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_39488_content",
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"content": "{A摊手}Actually, it's in the washing machine. ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_39495_content",
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"content": "Over time, countless flying creatures have evolved defenses against the brutal G-forces experienced while plummeting from the skies...",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_39497_content",
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"content": "It's wonderful to have arrived on your planet and met new friends. I always memorize all my friends' biological traits, just like how I'll never forget what my moon crab— ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_39498_content",
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"content": "{A惊讶}Oh no, it didn't sneak into my luggage, did it? What if it tears up the only two outfits I brought?! ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_39499_content",
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"content": "{A笑眯眯}The ecosystem here is fascinating. It reminds me of when I first tried catching insects — back when I thought leaving a net on the ground meant a guaranteed catch... ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_39500_content",
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"content": "Although it's not exactly impossible, but still... learn from my mistakes.",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_39502_content",
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"content": "Although it's not exactly impossible, but still... learn from my mistakes.",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_39503_content",
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"content": "That rainfall that lasted for over two million years without end... ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_39504_content",
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"content": "{A抱歉}Sorry, my memory's a bit fuzzy. Maybe I slept for too long... ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_39506_content",
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"content": "Ahem, excuse me. {A挠头}That was my new attempt at a dry joke. ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_39507_content",
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"content": "Since the fossil was discovered in a bog, they named it the \"Bogbound Rex.\" ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_39508_content",
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"content": "And that one wasn't a joke. ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_39510_content",
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"content": "The name was inspired by the last names of six famous actors. Since nobody can ever remember it properly, everyone just calls him \"Star.\" ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_39512_content",
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"content": "\"The Bittercold Soulreaper\" — that was my pen name. ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_39515_content",
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"content": "{A思考}Even though I once devoted myself to studying how to overcome this, in the end... I just couldn't fight my body's instinctive memory. ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_39516_content",
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"content": "So, if I had a scientific name, would it be something like \"Ferocious Roarer Cryophobicus\"? ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_39484_content",
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"content": "Now, I've finally figured it out. It's because my brain can't process the conflicting signals from my eyes and my inner ear's balance system, which causes that dizzy feeling. ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_39485_content",
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"content": "{A挠头}So... it's my fault? ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_39496_content",
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"content": "{A惊讶}So, does that mean moon crabs will actually take off if they go beyond a critical point...?! ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_39501_content",
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"content": "{A笑眯眯}The ecosystem here is fascinating. It reminds me of when I first tried catching insects — back when I thought leaving a net on the ground meant a guaranteed catch... ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_39505_content",
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"content": "Come to the Ecohouse to see the creatures on display — or perhaps, to see me on display. ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_39509_content",
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"content": "I have a distant cousin named Nidengao Apeifeilimei. ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_39511_content",
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"content": "{A摊手}Last time I went home, I called out \"Nidengao Apeifeilimei,\" and he didn't even realize I was talking to him... ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_39513_content",
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"content": "{摊手}I haven't used it since the Mesozoic era. <style=SizeSmall>But I wouldn't mind if you called me that in private, ahem.</style> ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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},
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{
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"textid": "Performance_21000070402_39514_content",
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"content": "Cleaning the cold water tanks is quite a challenge... ",
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"info": "日常对话-功能NPC-日常闲聊-7墨尔斯(无万象馆)_单一闲聊"
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}
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